The Dogs That Don't Bark...

...but that we keep to guard against such things.

Neighbours claim the dogs escaped from a neighbour's home and attacked her as she played in a front garden in Carrington, Greater Manchester.

One neighbour said: 'He's a breeder. You see loads of these Bully-type dogs there.

'There were puppies he kept in a caravan.'

'The police have been here loads of times to speak to him about different things.'

I'll just bet they have. I wonder if any of them saw fit to investigate the circumstances?

Come to that, given the price these things go for, I wonder if HMRC were ever interested in whether the income was declared?

'This was an accident waiting to happen.'

Yes. We see lots of these, don't we, Reader?