Thursday, 29 June 2023

This Is Why These Beasts Are Now Fashionable...

A 25-year-old thug has been jailed after he unleashed his huge American XL bully to savage an innocent motorist while he was high on drinks and drugs, leaving the helpless victim with severe lacerations and puncture wounds.

It's like having a knife or a gun without the bother or effort of having to aim... 

Jepson from Penketh, Warrington, Cheshire, was jailed for eight years on Friday, after admitting causing grievous bodily harm with intent and being in charge of a dangerously out of control dog.
The court heard he had no recollection of the horrific incident as he was high on drink and drugs at the time, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

Well, at least cops seized the dog, right? 

Right? 

It is unknown where the dangerous dog is today. Jepson was offered some money by travellers for the animal, which had clipped ears, and said he has no idea where it is now.

Well, if the police ever raid a traveller encampment (I know, I know, Reader, but go with me here) perhaps they'll find out. The hard way. 

3 comments:

  1. So, when a team of armed Police officers are used to search a traveller encampment (I know, but bear with me), and shoot every mutt they see, some numpties are bound to complain they over reacted.
    Penseivat

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  2. It's 'Joint Enterprise' isn't it? The dog's penalty should be death. WHy shouldn't its owner share in that? Why the fuck do I have to be taxed to keep the bastard in luxury?

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  3. "...some numpties are bound to complain they over reacted."

    Not me. Apart from the safety angle, the poor beasts would be better off dead.

    "It's 'Joint Enterprise' isn't it? The dog's penalty should be death. WHy shouldn't its owner share in that? Why the fuck do I have to be taxed to keep the bastard in luxury?"

    Spot on!

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