Friday, 7 July 2023

Who Are You Fooling, Inspector..?

Insp Richard Field (Ed: how appropriate!) said: "This is barbaric. You've had what are family pets, carved or killed for no purpose.
"There is no motive behind this crime."
Yes, it's a total mystery who might decapitatate sheep and remove the bodies, and why they might do so, isn't it? At this time of year. 

Maybe aliens have decided the US is too warm for livestock mutilation..?
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 July 2023 at 14:51

    Now, what part of society kills edible animals without stunning them first? I assume pigs are safe.
    Penseivat

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  2. Umbongo7 July 2023 at 15:29

    I suspect that the rustlers aren't Jews

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  3. MTG7 July 2023 at 22:45

    ...left the heads but removed their bodies and internal organs?

    An Inspector's modest brain has focused on finding a heartless serial killer in this offal mystery.

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  4. Doonhamer8 July 2023 at 09:53

    It's not Haggis season yet.

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  5. JuliaM9 July 2023 at 07:38

    "Now, what part of society kills edible animals without stunning them first? I assume pigs are safe."

    Yes, it's strange, isn't it? There are surely free-range pigs just as vulnerable. One might almost call it a clue...😏

    "I suspect that the rustlers aren't Jews"

    I suspect you're right!

    "...left the heads but removed their bodies and internal organs?

    An Inspector's modest brain has focused on finding a heartless serial killer in this offal mystery."

    😂

    "It's not Haggis season yet."

    Heh!

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  6. Nemisis9 July 2023 at 20:57

    Is it my imagination, or is Melvin starting to develop a sense of humour?

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