If They'd Gone A Little Further...

...would they have found a spider? And then a bird? Or does that only happen to old women?

The 'Mail' seems to have been employing a bit of dramatic licence with the 'buzzing' in the headline, as it was clearly dead and 'didn't move when prodded'. But how did it get there?

He told doctors he had only consumed clear liquids the day before his colonoscopy, as is required to clear the intestinal tract.

The evening before his 24-hour fast, he had consumed a pizza and lettuce — but said he did not recall a fly being in his food. In rare cases, flies have laid eggs in fruits and vegetables that have then survived the stomach acid and hatched in the intestines.

See? Stick to pizza, folks! The salad on the side is clearly the greater risk...