He's an avid cyclist, known for taking swipes at bad drivers. But Jeremy Vine admits his three-point turns aren't always up to scratch - with one scrape costing him £1,000 in damages.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !
The TV and radio presenter scratched a Land Rover while doing the manoeuvre in a car park.The 60-year-old, who courts controversy online with his videos of dodgy drivers, claimed it was 'microscopic', adding that 'oversized SUVs' have ruined the atmosphere in the Devon village where he bumped the Landrover.
The scratch probably only cost £50 to buff out - the rest was an asshole surcharge!
He's English. The correct term is arsehole.
ReplyDeleteHTH
Blame too many US-centric novels lately!
DeleteTruly, this guy is the perfect avatar of modern media liberalism. Whether on his bike or driving (presumably in a bamboo car that runs on vibes) it's everyone else on the planet who's at fault. Don't these filthy peasants realise he's the Star not them?
ReplyDeleteIf he didn’t exist someone would have to invent him!
DeleteProbably he fecked off after the incident, typical of the self-important twat that he is. Got off lightly, I'd say. What's a grand to that overpaid useless tosser.
ReplyDeleteIt’s our money, the BBC pay him far too much.Tina Daheely makes a much better Call In show host
DeleteIs the surcharge because he's an asshole?
ReplyDeletePenseivat
Before I retired I used to cycle to work during the summer and dealt with other road users, both good and bad, without drama. Self righteous cyclists like Vine really piss me off, now he's demonstrated that he's a shit driver as well.
ReplyDeleteStonyground.
I’ve given up driving, since I got a buss pass, and I don’t miss it in the slightest
DeleteI can't remember ever needing to do a three point turn in a car park.
ReplyDeleteJohn Tee
It’s called a turn in the road now, because you no longer need to do it in three, apparently
DeleteWhat was he driving? And did have a built in camera. Shirley, the Daily Mail should have told us the value of his vehicle and surveillance kit.
ReplyDeleteI bet his fellow villagers hate him.
Unless they are all media powers like him.
Probably - can you imagine that? A real village of the damned!
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