Monday, 27 April 2026

Oh, Marvellous!

He's an avid cyclist, known for taking swipes at bad drivers. But Jeremy Vine admits his three-point turns aren't always up to scratch - with one scrape costing him £1,000 in damages.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !  

The TV and radio presenter scratched a Land Rover while doing the manoeuvre in a car park.The 60-year-old, who courts controversy online with his videos of dodgy drivers, claimed it was 'microscopic', adding that 'oversized SUVs' have ruined the atmosphere in the Devon village where he bumped the Landrover.

The scratch probably only cost £50 to buff out - the rest was an asshole surcharge!  

13 comments:

Frank said...

He's English. The correct term is arsehole.
HTH

DJ said...

Truly, this guy is the perfect avatar of modern media liberalism. Whether on his bike or driving (presumably in a bamboo car that runs on vibes) it's everyone else on the planet who's at fault. Don't these filthy peasants realise he's the Star not them?

Anonymous said...

Probably he fecked off after the incident, typical of the self-important twat that he is. Got off lightly, I'd say. What's a grand to that overpaid useless tosser.

Anonymous said...

Is the surcharge because he's an asshole?
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

Before I retired I used to cycle to work during the summer and dealt with other road users, both good and bad, without drama. Self righteous cyclists like Vine really piss me off, now he's demonstrated that he's a shit driver as well.
Stonyground.

Anonymous said...

I can't remember ever needing to do a three point turn in a car park.

John Tee

Doonhamer said...

What was he driving? And did have a built in camera. Shirley, the Daily Mail should have told us the value of his vehicle and surveillance kit.
I bet his fellow villagers hate him.
Unless they are all media powers like him.

JuliaM said...

Blame too many US-centric novels lately!

JuliaM said...

If he didn’t exist someone would have to invent him!

JuliaM said...

It’s our money, the BBC pay him far too much.Tina Daheely makes a much better Call In show host

JuliaM said...

I’ve given up driving, since I got a buss pass, and I don’t miss it in the slightest

JuliaM said...

It’s called a turn in the road now, because you no longer need to do it in three, apparently

JuliaM said...

Probably - can you imagine that? A real village of the damned!