Thursday, 14 January 2010

Passages That Make You Go ‘Huh..?’

In the ‘Mail’s report of the ‘Jigsaw Man’ murder trial comes this little gem:
The next morning Marshall - who is alleged to have had ' considerable experience of disposing of dead bodies' - texted his boss asking for the day off.
I think the criminal history of the accused is going to make interesting reading when they are convicted…

9 comments:

  1. I guess they could work in mortuary, or as hot dog sellers at Beachy Head.

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  2. Yeah, all the newspapers say he was "expertly taken apart". Couldn't get they some local puzzle experts to stick him back together? Always do the corners first, then the edges etc.

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  3. don't mock professionals, well that is until they get caught or dead, lol

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  4. So, back on the subject of Blue Thunder and F16s or F15s, whichever; how about vampires vs. zombies?

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  5. 'cus Blue Thunder vs a Lightning there's just no contest

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  6. flap, flap ,flap, goodbye,lol

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  7. american fighters look pretty but they just don't perform

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  8. But he hasn't got experience of disposal, has he. Someone just left the bits laying about. I don't call that much of disposal. Dispersal, yes. Disposal no.

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  9. WOAR your best method for disposal is......

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