Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Kidnapping - Yr Doin It Wrong...

A severed thumb found in the street by a member of the public is that of a missing man, police said today.

Forensic tests showed that the body part, found in Ilford, north-east London, belonged to Mahmood Ahmad, who was reported missing on March 7.
Idiots! You're supposed to send the thumb to the family, not leave it in the street!

It also appears that Mahmood may be one of our hidden lizardmen overlords:
Detective Chief Inspector Melanie Burn, of Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire major crime unit, said: 'We are urgently appealing for any information on Mahmood's whereabouts.

'He may well be injured and need urgent medical help.'
Ummm, 'may well be injured'? You have his thumb!

What, you think it's grown back..?
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9 comments:

  1. Furor Teutonicus16 March 2010 at 08:42

    Idiots! You're supposed to send the thumb to the family, not leave it in the street!

    Probably left it for some civil servant, or other, to deluiver. You KNOW what THEY are like for loosing important digital information.

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  2. Anonymous16 March 2010 at 12:24

    He's probably back in Pakistan / Bangla Desh. Maybe Mel can get a trip out of it. Lots of community leader liaising going on I'm sure.

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  3. Trevor16 March 2010 at 14:57

    'Lots of community leader liaising going on I'm sure.'

    No doubt RoboMel has already sent out for the samosas and mango juice.
    That's what the council tax precept is for, isn't it?

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  4. Dave H16 March 2010 at 16:44

    There was a KYTV sketch in which the unscrupulous station owner took a phone call in the middle of an interview. After few seconds of converstation he suddenly becaame exasperated with the caller and became so angry he forgot himself briefly:

    'You utter fool. You were meant to post the ear and keep the child.'

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  5. Ross16 March 2010 at 18:45

    "You KNOW what THEY are like for loosing important digital information"

    #applause'

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  6. JuliaM17 March 2010 at 06:33

    "You KNOW what THEY are like for loosing important digital information."

    Thread winner! :)

    "There was a KYTV sketch..."

    Heh!

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  7. Edwin Greenwood17 March 2010 at 09:23

    Bring me the thumb of Mahmood Ahmad.

    No, sorry, can't visualize that as a major box-office success, somehow.

    I wonder what the "forensic tests" were which identified the ownership of the severed part.

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  8. Furor Teutonicus17 March 2010 at 09:41

    THAT will teach him not to thumb lifts from combine harvesters.

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  9. Anonymous17 March 2010 at 10:39

    i hope that everything are going well
    thinking about her family .
    i know him and he was a good personn .

    :'(

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