"Interesting things have been arriving by post lately. One was a cheque - nice!Fantastic idea!
There was also a card from the NHS which says "Happy 50th Birthday, would you please shit on this card and send it back to us?"..."
I think we should do this with all literature originating from the government. It'd make tax return day a lot more interesting!
An inspired suggestion!
ReplyDeleteOnly to happy to oblige - big, fibre-rich lumps OK?
ReplyDeleteI believe a young Polish plumber received one of these a while ago...
ReplyDeleteFound it..
ReplyDeletehttp://mrishmael.blogspot.com/2009/07/stanislav-it-all-shit-is.html
Rightwinggit posted:
ReplyDeletehttp://mrishmael.blogspot.com/2009/07/stanislav-it-all-shit-is.html
Now that IS good - thanks for the link! Laugh - I nearly passed my fags round ;)!
Stanislav cracks me up every time. He's exactly right about that sampling procedure.
ReplyDelete"I believe a young Polish plumber received one of these a while ago..."
ReplyDeleteOh, that was brilliant...