Colchester pub and club owners say new laws which prevent them running drinks promotions are confusing.Well, of course they are! First rule of warfare - keep your enemy off balance.
Licensees say it is unclear if the restrictions meant pubs can no longer run “happy hour” promotions during which drinks are offered more cheaply for a short time.Oh, no! Because then you might not do something that they'd rather you did do. So they can fine you for it.
Mr Watson explained: “We think it means you can no longer run a happy hour promo, so any promotions you operate will have to run for the entire session, rather than a limited period .
“But we need to confirm that, so we know exactly what we can and can’t do.”
Ralph Davis, owner of the Brewers Arms in Colchester, said: “Some of what has been introduced is black and white and some of it is not very clear at all.Surely you aren't saying that a government packed to the gunnels with lawyers is incapable of writing clear legislation that cannot be abused by people with a hidden agenda, are you, Ralph?
“They don’t really stipulate what they are saying – it is very much left to us to work out what to do.”
Because that's crazy talk!
Simon Harvey, licensing manager for Colchester Council, agreed the legislation was “unclear”.Get with the programme, Simon!
He said: “What you want from the guidance is for it to be definitive and clear. Personally, I’m not sure it is clear what the new law actually is.
“We need to talk to the police and Trading Standards to come up with some opinions on this. We don’t want people putting their own interpretations on the new laws and getting it wrong.”
That is exactly what some people want.
"Personally, I’m not sure it is clear what the new law actually is"
ReplyDeleteSo he's unclear as to 'whether it's clear or not?'
Sounds like Mr. Harvey himself has more problems than this law. He's been told it's not clear, and he's unclear about whether or not it is not clear or not.
Hmmm...
Correct my memory if it's wrong, but didn't Blairowndelson pass a law that said we can get pissed 24/7?
ReplyDeleteMust have done. They passed so many that it would be bizarre if that wasn't one of them.
I despair.
Vote Ranty
You mean Labour tried to implement a new law without thinking about how to implement it?
ReplyDeleteNever have guessed.
They clearly are students of Stalin. Standard tactic is to make the law so complicated and mutable that everyone is always in a quandary as to whether or not they are breaching it. Works like a dream.
ReplyDeleteOh, the criminal classes don't care but the "law-abiding" (so to speak) are paralysed by it.
"Sounds like Mr. Harvey himself has more problems than this law."
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
"Correct my memory if it's wrong, but didn't Blairowndelson pass a law that said we can get pissed 24/7?"
They passed laws that said we could do that... in theory.
"You mean Labour tried to implement a new law without thinking about how to implement it?"
Hard to believe, right?
"Oh, the criminal classes don't care but the "law-abiding" (so to speak) are paralysed by it."
Spot on!