Mrs Sim added that Northumbria was "extremely difficult to search" because of its varied landscape, including caves, ravines, dense woodland and deep water.Say what..?
Look, I know Raoul is current 2010 Hide and Seek Champion, love, but unless he's very, very good at holding his breath, you aren't going to find him in the depths of the la...
Oh. Wait. There's something about that picture of him that's ringing vague bells:
Could it be..? Is Raoul actually...
I believe she's a candidate for "Public Speaker of the Year"
ReplyDeleteHer hairdresser by the way, failed her apprenticeship.
They may have caught up with him near Rothbury according to breaking news. No indication of whether he's underwater though.
ReplyDeleteAt this stage it wouldn't surprise me if he turned up in the plod station disguised as a pot plant.
ReplyDeleteHis gun reportedly held to his neck, Mr Moat's life is now all but over. It is the very first time I wished a fugitive could simply disappear.
ReplyDeleteA long period of oppression is taking effect and it is sad to contemplate more are destined to become tragically anti authority.
At this stage it wouldn't surprise me if he turned up in the plod station disguised as a pot plant.
ReplyDeleteBin Laden is selling courses?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is Grendel.
ReplyDelete"Her hairdresser by the way, failed her apprenticeship."
ReplyDeleteYou mean she PAID to look like that???
The last I heard he was holed up under a bridge on the outskirts of Rothbury. Sky news had some pictures of a police team obviously very close, as one of them had a Taser pointing at him.
Remember 'The Woodentops' (guest humour from spot the dog}? Ms.Sim seems to come from the same manufacturer. Moat has now cornered himself with his own sawn-off shotgun. The Plod are said to be within 20 feet of him. Surely this cannot be true as Ms. Sim's arms must stretch that far and she could disarm him.
ReplyDeleteThey are now delivering food and water to him and perhaps are delivering readings of 9 year olds poetry describing him as a nutter to weaken his spirit? I have visions of this taking place under water. Ms.Sim clearly cannot be wrong and can detect vegetables under piles of mattresses unaided by modern technology. For she is surely Prince Charles in a wig to hide his trade mark ears.
The BBC are saying he's deid. Well that's another blow for the police. How they'd have loved to have taken him alive.
ReplyDeleteOoops. I should have left a translation of deid. It is Scots for dead and not a typo. :)
ReplyDelete"I believe she's a candidate for "Public Speaker of the Year""
ReplyDeleteIf the manhunt had gone on a bit longer, I was planning to put up a YouTube excerpt of Tommy Lee Jones starting off the hunt in 'The Fugitive' and comparing it to her... :)
"At this stage it wouldn't surprise me if he turned up in the plod station disguised as a pot plant."
Not too far from that, it seems...
"Maybe he is Grendel."
:D
"Sky news had some pictures of a police team obviously very close, as one of them had a Taser pointing at him."
Warface man?
My new hero! Move over, Gene Hunt.. :D
"Remember 'The Woodentops' (guest humour from spot the dog}?"
Sadly, yes!
"Ooops. I should have left a translation of deid. It is Scots for dead and not a typo. :)"
Heh! Yes, I got that.