A shop assistant has been hit in the head with a hammer at a mass brawl which included two wheelchair-bound attackers in Leatherhead.OK, it was Croydon, but even so...
The fight broke out between 6pm and 7pm on Sunday, July 25, at Red House Gardens between a group that was at a team-building barbecue and a gang of eight people.I doubt that was the sort of 'team building' they anticipated...
Croydon seems to be a place where ironic post-modernist crimes happen. This one also linked off that story:
ReplyDelete"Dennis Brown, who runs D Solo’s clothes shop in Crystal Palace, had the security gate stolen from his business while he popped across the road for breakfast."
I sense the days of my massed police crocodile cavalry is upon us!
ReplyDeleteAco - still bxed.
Croydon - A special needs town!
ReplyDeleteLittle Britains Andy Pipkin character has got a lot to answer for.....
ReplyDelete"Croydon seems to be a place where ironic post-modernist crimes happen."
ReplyDeleteOh, fantastic!
"I sense the days of my massed police crocodile cavalry is upon us!"
I think you'd need something faster. Raptors, perhaps...
"Croydon - A special needs town!"
It's not quite the UK's 'K-Ville', but only because it lacks the music. And the cuisine. And the architecture. And...
"Little Britains Andy Pipkin character has got a lot to answer for....."
:D