...to zap this one, shall we?
Yes, it's the case of little Nicky (H/T: AlJahom), which is driving the 'CiF' commenters into a froth of outrage.
I can't help but feel that their reactions would be quite different, should the circumstances be different. Maybe I'm just getting old and cynical, though....
I bet it was a PCSO on a fantasy trip about being and Anti-Terrorism officer.
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"We used to get the WPCs to dress up as Tufty and give road-safety talks but we are terribly PC these days and so we send the placcys down for that sort of guff.
Unfortunately, you know what they are like for making things up. It's a wonder he didn't tell the kid he was from the Nuclear Power Authority and had a neutron spider in his pocket.
Anyway, I've got more to worry about than half a dozen tatty nerks protesting outside a place where the Camerons aren't, so when the ESSO (that's what we call 'em) came in saying he'd found a plot on Faceybook I told him to use his initiative. I know, I know, I've already had the PR supremo chewing my ear off."
11:20am on 11/12/2010, it's still on CiF and it has been recommended twice!!
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"We used to get the WPCs to dress up as Tufty and give road-safety talks but we are terribly PC these days and so we send the placcys down for that sort of guff. "
That sounds uncomfortably close to reality!
"it's still on CiF and it has been recommended twice!!"
Blimey!