Monday, 27 June 2011

An Interesting Excuse For MONA…

Police attended Grange Estate in response to calls of ten males attacking one other male at around 10.30pm.

One male victim, aged 15, was found on the junction of Leopold Road and High Road with eight stab wounds to the buttock and kidney area. Another male victim, also aged 15, was found at St Pancras Court with a stab wound to the left leg and his buttock.

The pair were rushed to hospital where their injuries were deemed non life-threatening.
Ten to one? Lovely.
Four boys, three aged 15 and one aged 14, have been arrested and are in custody.

Police are still searching for the weapon and believe more suspects could have been involved in the attack.
Wouldn’t some descriptions help, then?
Detective constable Charlie Pulling, the officer in charge of the case, said: "Due to the distressing nature of the attack, the details provided by the victims are not sufficient for us to identify further suspects at this moment, so we are appealing for any members of the public who know about the incident to come forward.”
How very convenient…

4 comments:

  1. Captain Haddock27 June 2011 at 10:52

    "One male victim, aged 15, was found on the junction of Leopold Road and High Road with eight stab wounds to the buttock and kidney area. Another male victim, also aged 15, was found at St Pancras Court with a stab wound to the left leg and his buttock ...

    The pair were rushed to hospital where their injuries were deemed non life-threatening" ...


    This sounds suspiciously like the work of a gang of frenzied arse-stabbers ..

    But of course DC Pulling (how apposite) is unable to say that, as he'd be dangled from the top of Scotland Yard by the testiculars, if he did ..

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  2. They may not be 'arse stabbers'. I suspect that they are probably very short, with the arsey regions being as far as they could reach. Suggest the police be on the look-out for 18 inch tall assailants.

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  3. 'This sounds suspiciously like the work of a gang of frenzied arse-stabbers ..'

    You mean Peter Tatchell and Stephen Fry?

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  4. "You mean Peter Tatchell and Stephen Fry?"

    SNORK!

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