Stefanie Hawkins, 18, of Gunell Close, Croydon, said she attacked Toni Sear after hearing she had described her deceased father as an “idiot”.Yes, well, I suppose what better place to start a brawl…?
The incident took place at Parkway Health Centre, in New Addington, on June 14.
While waiting in the reception area, the defendant, who was with her mum, punched her victim in the face before following up with a volley of blows to the head – in front of shocked patients.
And in case you were thinking she was just the black sheep of the family:
Two boys, who were with Miss Hawkins, also traded blows with another man who had stood up for Miss Sear.Lovely. I wonder what she was at the doctors for..?
Still, at least the full might of our criminal justice system will come down on her now, right?
Oh:
Croydon Magistrates, sitting on Monday, said they sympathised with her “emotional state” and handed her a £75 fine.*sigh*
We’ll be paying that, then, I expect?
"Lovely. I wonder what she was at the doctors for" .. ?
ReplyDeleteOne might have hoped it was for compulsory sterilisation .. but I fear it wasn't ..
It was probably for another extension of her Disability Benefit, or somesuch ..
Sounds like extraordinary good value for money to me. Really Joolz, I don't know what you have to grizzle about here.
ReplyDeleteFinally we're getting something back from the Justice System.
At just £75 a punch in the gob, I shall be working through my list of 'bastards'! Oh yes indeed!
And wait, there's more! You not only get to punch someone in the face but ALSO,AND FOR A LIMITED PERIOD, the chance to slap them around the head for good measure.
For less than the price of a carton of cigarettes!
Truly the Super Soar Away Offer of the summer.
Eat your heart out Shopping Channel.
Croydon Magistrates-every little helps!
I'm with SBC here.
ReplyDeleteNo harm seems to have done to any spectators. The owners of the premises could decide whether those involved are no longer welcome? :-)
New Addington, a very, very shallow gene pool. State subsidised criminals and benefit dependants, they should just build a wall around it and feed the inmates three times a day and pump Sky TV in.
ReplyDeleteWell said Ranter.There are only two roads into New Addington so it would easy to control.Just have to make sure a few don't make it across the fields and escape.Hopefully the gypsies horses will scare them back into the estate.
ReplyDeleteJaded
"One might have hoped it was for compulsory sterilisation .. "
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
"Finally we're getting something back from the Justice System.
At just £75 a punch in the gob, I shall be working through my list of 'bastards'! Oh yes indeed!"
:D
"There are only two roads into New Addington so it would easy to control.Just have to make sure a few don't make it across the fields and escape."
Coming soon: 'Escape From New Addington'... ;)