Post Of The Month: Special Riot Edition

...goes to The Filthy Engineer for the sublime 'A Looter's Prayer:

Our father, who art in prison,

Even my mum knows not his name,
Thy Chavdom come,
Thy will be done in Manchester
As it is in London,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not to employment,
But deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry & the Bacardi,
Forever and ever.

Innit

Masterly!