Police officers in Gloucester have come under attack from youths throwing rocks and bottles.Yes, you read that right. Gloucester…
Later, Gloucestershire Police said a total of nine men were arrested following disorder in Gloucester.The only think I can think of is that maybe this was a family affair, and the out-of-place 40 year old was the paterfamilias…
They are aged 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 24, 26, 26 and 40 and all live in the city. They remain in custody.
Inscrutable race, much inter-breeding.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that the eye witness described them as being from the `Jeremy Kyle` world. Does this really mean that none of them know if they're the father?
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone past their teenage years count as a 'youth'?
ReplyDeleteGloucester!?!
ReplyDeleteIf it is a family affair he must have been elbowing the midwife out of the way in the delivery suite ?
ReplyDeleteDr Foster went to Gloucester,
ReplyDeletein a shower rain
When out of a slum
stepped a yob with jeans round his bum
and he never went *there* again!
....and yes I KNOW it doesn't scan...my name's Shinar not Shakes-fucking-spear and anyways nothing would rhythm with 'Socially deprived multicultural housing'
DAMN YOU SPELLCHECK! 'Rhyme' not 'rhythm'
ReplyDelete...might explain our 3 kids though.
DAMN YOU CATHOLIC CHURCH!
"16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 24, 26, 26 and 40"
ReplyDeleteTonight's lottery numbers? In the Great State Rollover And throw CASH around lottery anyways.
Not really surprised .. almost every other bloke in Gloucester is called "Paul" .. honestly ..
ReplyDeleteNow Julia, you know we men never grow up.
ReplyDelete17 and 19 are the odd ones out because those are prime numbers.
ReplyDeletesexism?
ReplyDelete"17 and 19 are the odd ones out because those are prime numbers."
ReplyDeleteI hate people who actually know those sorts of things...
:p
SBC - I knew that 'cos I watched Marcus De Sautoy's prog the other night! generally my eyes glaze over with anything to do with mathematics but as I get older I find myself becoming aware of the beauty and strangeness of numbers..............................................................................................................................yeah right!
ReplyDeleteSpot The Odd One Out…
ReplyDeleteAllowing for > singularity, Mark, 16 and 18 are odd by virtue of being the only two numbers in the series with dissimilar totals of factors.
Spot The Odd One Out…
ReplyDeleteIt's 21.
"I noticed that the eye witness described them as being from the `Jeremy Kyle` world. Does this really mean that none of them know if they're the father?"
ReplyDelete:D
"Gloucester!?!"
Ah, Laban has some answers here.
"17 and 19 are the odd ones out because those are prime numbers."
Heh! I was very proud of myself, watching 'Eggheads' last night, for knowing what the 'Sieve of Eratosthenes' was...