Sunday, 27 November 2011

Oh. Yeah. That’ll Do It….

A public common car park on the outskirts of Brentwood has been closed until work is carried out to deter doggers.
Infra-red CCTV? Manned guard post?

Well, no.
The Tylers Common Nags Head Lane car park, on the border of Upminster and Brentwood, was closed last week while Havering Council removes vegetation round the perimeter of the car park….
Yup! ‘Trim your bush to deter doggers!’.

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8 comments:

  1. Mick T27 November 2011 at 12:14

    Ah, a botanical solution!

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  2. microdave27 November 2011 at 13:07

    ‘Trim your bush to deter doggers!’

    Don't Brazilians like dogs???

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  3. Anonymous27 November 2011 at 13:29

    there's those nights out gone in a blur of hedge trimmers then Julia.

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  4. blueknight27 November 2011 at 14:31

    I would imagine that what they describe as 'dogging' is actually al fresco cottaging.
    Looking for 'Martha' and finding 'Arthur'. Imagine the disappointment.

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  5. blueknight27 November 2011 at 14:47

    Police are combing the area?

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  6. Moppy27 November 2011 at 18:13

    All there is to be said.......

    http://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk

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  7. JuliaM28 November 2011 at 05:48

    "there's those nights out gone in a blur of hedge trimmers then Julia."

    Oh, I'll get a man in with a tool, like I always do.

    "Police are combing the area?"

    SNORK!

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  8. Anonymous28 November 2011 at 07:56

    They never seem to grasp the notion of letting sleeping dogs lie, do they?

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