Friday 17 February 2012

I Suppose It’s Only Good Fortune He Didn’t Eat Them…

An obese man said to have intimidated three women with his size as he molested them has been spared a jail sentence.

A judge told Philip Cook, who struggled to walk into the dock at Maidstone Crown Court, that it was "a very close run thing" between sending him immediately into custody or imposing a community order.
How’d he manage to catch them?
Cook, of Maidstone Road, Rochester, was said to suffer from Prader-willi syndrome. Symptoms include over-eating, poor sexual development and learning difficulties.
And an inbuilt ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card.

6 comments:

  1. I think he may have been misdiagnosed. It sounds more like Billi-Buntre syndrome to me.

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  2. "You must keep him out of prison. We haven't got a cell big enough and it will cost a fortune to feed him."

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  3. The picture editor scores double points for the standard photo on this story.

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  4. A Prada willy? Is that like a posh cock?

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  5. Symptoms include over eating and poor sexual development.
    Can't help thinking that if he had tried to 'get it on'with anyone, the recipient would be bound to say 'Thanks for the tip'

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  6. "The picture editor scores double points for the standard photo on this story."

    Scales! How, ummm, Freudian... ;)

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