Farah Rashid, defending, said: "He knows he finds it difficult to go out on Friday and Saturday evenings as he drinks and takes drugs and doesn't remember what he does."Lovely!
And as a father of three already, he's clearly an asset to our society, isn't he?
And he was already serving a suspended jail term for torching his mother's car (lovely), so why wasn't he immediately banged up for this offence?
ReplyDeleteJust cut the grass, done a few jobs around the house now going to drink a bottle of voddy, snort some speed and drop a couple of tabs - yeah, thass right....I've got that Friday feeling and it ain't crunchy.....YET! It's difficult but someone;s gotta do it!
ReplyDelete"He knows he finds it difficult to go out on Friday and Saturday evenings .. "
ReplyDeleteIf he finds it that difficult, why doesn't he just stay in one Friday or Saturday evening & entertain himself with a bath-full of hot water, his wrist and a razor blade ?
PS .. I'm happy to provide the razor blade .. ;)
He does have a singularly appropriate surname...
ReplyDelete@ancient & tattered airman: Indeed!
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