Wednesday, 20 June 2012

I Guess It Wasn't Over Who Was Going South Of The River At That Time Of Night?

Six men who used planks of wood and metal bars to attack each other in a mass brawl have been jailed.
The fight, which began outside a cab office in London Road, Norbury, last year, involved nine men, six of whom were sentenced last Friday at Croydon Crown Court.
I thought it was a bale of hay you had to keep in your cab, not an offensive weapon?
Azmat Iqbal, 25, Mahmood Hussain, 48, Mohammed Iqbal, 56, Sergiu Zoltan, 22, Zulfiqar Shazhad, 34 and Sohail Butt, 40, were sentenced to a combined 16 years in prison.
Of which they'll probably do a combined 8 years in prison... So, what sparked it all off? It seems we'll never know.
None of the men would co-operate with police and tell them why the fight broke out...
How vibrant!
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8 comments:

  1. Tatty20 June 2012 at 11:07

    "So, what sparked it all off?"

    Whose turn it was to babysit "the girlfriend" ?

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  2. Robert the Biker20 June 2012 at 11:08

    I am presuming that these mutts were all licensed; if so , they should have those stripped from them for a start. Probably this was a turf thing as there's a lot of (illegal) touting goes on.

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  3. Dr Cromarty20 June 2012 at 12:15

    Mohammedans don't hold back when fighting each other, do they? It must have looked like a Bollywood/Kung Fu crossover or a Wu Tang Clan video.

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  4. Anonymouslemming20 June 2012 at 14:12

    How vibrant

    Well ... That's a perfectly good keyboard down the tubes. At least the coffee came off the screen.

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  5. Edwin Greenwood20 June 2012 at 14:38

    Well multicultural though, innit. I mean, like, five Pakis and a Romanian. (Some mishtake, shurely.)

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  6. JuliaM21 June 2012 at 05:33

    "Whose turn it was to babysit "the girlfriend" ?"

    Naughty! *wags finger* ;)

    " It must have looked like a Bollywood/Kung Fu crossover or a Wu Tang Clan video."

    Heh! I think Robert The Biker is on the money, with the 'turf war' idea.

    "Well multicultural though, innit. I mean, like, five Pakis and a Romanian."

    The lineup is somewhat odd, I'll grant you...

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  7. Furor Teutonicus21 June 2012 at 06:14

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  8. Furor Teutonicus21 June 2012 at 06:15

    XX
    "Well multicultural though, innit. I mean, like, five Pakis and a Romanian." XX

    Sounds like the start of a bad joke. Where is the pub they all went into?

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