Sunday, 27 January 2013

Surely You'd Be Better Off At Lakeside..?


...after all, there's a lot more freaks, mutants and weirdos wandering around.

Would save a fortune on make-up and prosthetics.

9 comments:

  1. I rather like Lakeside in preference to Bluewater. But I'm a veteran people watcher and Lakeside is a target rich environment to be sure.

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  2. Oh Snap!
    That was my first thought as well

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  3. Maybe this evil fat tart could be a young Jabba the Hut?

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent_messenger/news/2013/january/25/brutal_woman.aspx

    The CJ system really knows how to punish the wrongdoer and defend the children of the poor eh?

    As for freaks and mutants at Bluewater....it got a whole lot worse when they ran that bus route from Plumstead and Woolwich.

    Ever been to Swanley Market? Spoiled for choice mutant -wise.

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  4. Try Tower Hamlets, Bradford and Brixton - or am I only allowed to attack the natives?

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  5. Quiet Man

    From a people watching perspective you simply haven't lived until you've been to the Metro Centre (from recent experience I can attest that apparently wearing a pink velour tracksuit, bottoms tucked untidily into socks is the de rigueur fashion statement there - just don't even ask what the females are wearing).

    Just remember to ensure your health insurance covers diaphragmatic injuries (from laughing too much) and the obligatory mental/optical bleaching (to try desperately to forget some of what you've seen)

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  6. Lakeside is pretty good but Romford town centre on a Saturday afternoon for the choicest mutants!

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  7. Andover on a Friday night was where they filmed the bar scene in Total Recall

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  8. "...a target rich environment to be sure."

    Ooh, indeed!

    "That was my first thought as well"

    :D

    "The CJ system really knows how to punish the wrongdoer and defend the children of the poor eh?"

    :/

    "... wearing a pink velour tracksuit, bottoms tucked untidily into socks is the de rigueur fashion statement there ..."

    The modern fashion that baffles me the most is those stupid baggy trousers!

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