Wednesday 6 March 2013

Politics Really Is Shit, Isn't It?

A stink has been caused in a town hall headquarters after excrement was found in an office used by opposition councillors.
An investigation has been launched as officials try to get to the bottom (Ed: *chortle*) of who is responsible for the foul play in Kings House, Hove.
 It does, however, have a serious side:
Only people with a swipe card or official visitors who have to sign in at the front desk can access that part of the building.
 So I guess they were lucky it was only faeces...
It comes six months after human excrement was found heated in a microwave in the council’s Hollingdean depot.
Ah yes. We all remember that incident, don’t we?
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous6 March 2013 at 10:52

    Sounds like working at IKEA!

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  2. Tatty6 March 2013 at 12:44

    Whatever happened to not shitting on your own doorstep ? Now even the town hall staff are at it !

    We're all doomed...doooomed I tell you !

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  3. Richard6 March 2013 at 19:29

    "swipe card"

    Fnarrrrr.

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  4. John Pickworth6 March 2013 at 22:33

    ... human excrement was found heated in a microwave

    Imagining the council's Director Of Forensics poking said delicacy with finger and saying "Its still warm Watson".

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  5. JuliaM7 March 2013 at 05:26

    "Sounds like working at IKEA!"

    Oh, that was wonderful, wasn't it? An 'unacceptable level of faecal matter'. What, there's an acceptable level?!?

    "Fnarrrrr."

    Ewwww!

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