Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Well, Help Us Out, Then! Give Us A Clue!

Detective Sergeant Paul Schofield, of Harrogate CID, said: "The shop is on a busy road in a residential area and we expect a number of people to have been around at the time of the robbery.
I would like anyone who was in the area at the time and witnessed the incident or saw a man matching the suspect's description to contact the police a soon as possible."
OK.

Was he tall, short, fat, thin? Was he white, brown, or black? What was his hair colour? Or...maybe he was bald?
Police searched the area around the One Stop Community Stores on Devonshire Place in Harrogate and issued an urgent witness appeal. The raider was wearing a white or grey hoodie with grey or white tracksuit bottoms.
Wait. That's it? His clothes?

And....what if they aren't the only ones he's got, Sherlock?

5 comments:

  1. Police are hunting for a masked man . .

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  2. blah blah blah data protection blah blah blah

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  3. Sadly about par for the course for our local boys in blue..

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  4. Anyone who can help should contact North Yorkshire Police by calling 101, select option 2 and ask for Harrogate CID, giving reference number 12130071728

    And after all that, the vague description of the offender; some members of the public will still insist on contacting the police to give useful information. It's a wonder the police find the time to consume their doughnuts these days.

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  5. Twenty_Rothmans14 May 2013 at 22:47

    Detective Sergeant Paul Schofield, of Harrogate CID, said:

    Anyone who can help police should contact North Yorkshire Police by calling 101, select option 2 for "I have seen someone in a white hoodie" or option 3 for "I have seen someone in a grey hoodie" and then option 2 for "he was wearing white tracksuit pants" or option 3 for "he was wearing white tracksuit pants" and ask for Harrogate CID, giving reference number 12130071728 if it was a white hoodie with white tracksuit pants, or 121300717428 if it was a grey hoodie with white tracksuit pants, or 12130071613 if it was a grey hoodie with grey tracksuit pants, or 12130071755 if it was a white hoodie with grey tracksuit pants. Calls to this number are charged at 50 pence per minute from a BT landline. Mobile operators may charge more


    Only the real Paul Scofield could carry that off with a straight face. "If you saw the crime, and are perusing this fishwrap, please call and quote a ten-digit crime code, rather than assault your wife and children and her children as well or buy scratchcards or whatever people do in Harrogate for fun".

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