Monday 3 June 2013

The Work Placement Officer Needs A Tattoo That Reads 'Mug'...

A convicted burglar is on the run after allegedly stealing money from a charity shop while being left alone with keys during a work placement.
/facepalm

It's just so unexpected, from a recidivist serving an indeterminate sentence, isn't it?

 Police are now looking for him. I did like this touch:
He is described as white, 5ft 8in tall, of medium build and with hazel eyes and grey hair.
Jackson also has an Essex accent and a tattoo on his right arm saying "Mum".
Awww....

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12 comments:

  1. Woman on a Raft3 June 2013 at 13:06

    http://www.harboroughmail.co.uk/news/charity-work-prisoner-recaptured-1-5132308

    He was recaptured. It gives more details of the offence. I wonder if the key holder had been told the truth about Jackson?

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  2. Furor Teutonicus3 June 2013 at 13:39

    XX He is described as white, 5ft 8in tall, of medium build and with hazel eyes and grey hair.XX

    HEJ MOMENT! My hair is not SO grey, yet..... Other than that, not bad.

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  3. Furor Teutonicus3 June 2013 at 13:40

    XX a tattoo on his right arm saying "Mum". XX

    Na, O.K, I had not read that far.

    "Mum"....?

    How bloody tacky can one get?

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  4. ageing man3 June 2013 at 15:38

    I went to a tattoo parlour to have.... Mum.... tattoo'd on my arm.... I end up with.... Nun....bloody predictive text !

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  5. Twenty_Rothmans3 June 2013 at 17:58

    I was hoping it was CRUK, Oxfam or RSPCA but no such luck. British Red Cross.

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  6. Twenty_Rothmans3 June 2013 at 18:13


    "Mum"....?
    How bloody tacky can one get?

    From the East Anglia Times:
    He has a tattoo on his right arm of the word ‘Mum’ with dates underneath.
    His birthday and 25 December, so he doesn't forget Christmas.

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  7. James Higham3 June 2013 at 22:30

    Wonder why Essex people are so predisposed to criminality and unfortunate accents?

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  8. Woman on a Raft3 June 2013 at 23:09

    Christmas...well you can't seriously expect him to keep track of Easter. That would need a look-up table spreading over both his ample buttocks and would have to be tattooed backwards so that he could read it in a mirror.

    Makes a change from googling it I 'spose.

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  9. John Pickworth4 June 2013 at 01:50

    Police said Jackson should not be approached and are asking people who might have seen him to call them.

    Can you call the police rude names even if you haven't seen Jackson. Or is it some kind of privilege for those that have?

    It's so confusing this crime lark.

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  10. Furor Teutonicus4 June 2013 at 07:38

    XX Police said Jackson should not be approached and are asking people who might have seen him to call them.XX

    HEJ!! I MIGHT have seen him. Should I call?

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  11. JuliaM5 June 2013 at 17:38

    " I wonder if the key holder had been told the truth about Jackson? "

    Doubtful. That probably breaches the DPA.

    "How bloody tacky can one get?"

    The current in thing is still Maori designs in Southend.

    "His birthday and 25 December, so he doesn't forget Christmas."

    SNORK!

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  12. JuliaM5 June 2013 at 17:39

    "I MIGHT have seen him. Should I call?"

    :D

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