Sunday, 29 September 2013

While We're On The Subject Of Local Newspaper Headlines...


...this one's a beaut!
...at Friday’s hearing Burgess, 68, begged magistrates not to put her beloved pooch down - blaming Daisy her Jack Russell, who also chased the cyclists, for egging on the border collie.
“Daisy is harmless and not bitey,” she said. “But she’s always telling her big friend to do things.”
*boggle*

Mind you, it's not going to beat this one:


*double boggle*

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5 comments:

  1. Macheath29 September 2013 at 14:15

    Oompa-Loompas have form, to judge by this headline from the Telegraph (2009):

    Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman and the Teletubby Tinky Winky held after brawl

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  2. Demetrius29 September 2013 at 14:18

    This brings vividly to mind the old music hall song "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.........on a bicycle made for two. All together now.....

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  3. Ian Hills29 September 2013 at 21:55

    Is it the time of year?

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  4. Anonymous30 September 2013 at 08:27

    Off topic...well dogs that is...not if you make a headline from headline Britain hell & handcart:

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent_messenger/news/tent-family-6643/

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  5. JuliaM1 October 2013 at 05:39

    "Oompa-Loompas have form, to judge by this headline..."

    They are worse than clowns!

    "Off topic...well dogs that is...not if you make a headline from headline Britain hell & handcart"

    A homeless traveller? *boggle*

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