Sunday, 2 February 2014

It Certainly Was A Surprise…

It was supposed to be a night in with a tasty kebab
Yeah. That was your first mistake…
… but this Charlton family ended up vomiting in the toilet after discovering a cockroach lurking in their pitta bread.
It’s called the ‘Surprise Takeaway’. Clearly with good reason!
Mr Powell, who took the kebab back to the shop, said: "When we confronted them about it, they said 'it's not a cockroach, it's a bug'."
Ah. Well, I wouldn't expect a high level of entomological knowledge from your average kebab-slinger, if I were you, Mr Powell.
As News Shopper reported last week, a health inspection visit to Surprise last September - after Mr Powell's experience - found more roaches in the storeroom and freezers.
Owner Safiullah Osmanzay was found guilty at Bromley Magistrates’ Court on January 7 of breaching food hygiene regulations and was fined £2,250 and ordered to pay a further £1,500 in costs.
That’s a lot of kebabs!
A worker at the takeaway, who would identify himself only as 'Noor', told News Shopper: "There's not cockroaches anymore.
"Everything's killed."
No doubt. Probably been eating the kebabs…

6 comments:

  1. "That, Safiullah Osmanzay, is a cockroach. Do you have any cockroaches in Turkey or did Ataturk have them all shot?"

    With apologies to John Cleese and Andrew Sachs.....

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  2. Aaaaah Plumstead! A wonderfully VIBRANT part of the capital - along with the rest of the vibrant ghetto-ised shithole.

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  3. stop using their food outlets ,shops and taxis then they will fuck of home.

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  4. XX … but this Charlton family ended up vomiting in the toilet after discovering a cockroach XX

    Huh?

    What is wrong with eating a cockroach?

    FULL of protien. Same as ants, mice rats, children, grannys, mouslems, and many more.

    Eat the LOT!

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  5. "With apologies to John Cleese and Andrew Sachs..."

    Heh! Brilliant!

    "Huh?

    What is wrong with eating a cockroach?"


    You can have my share...

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