Friday, 7 March 2014

No Need For An Awareness Campaign When It Happens On Their Own Doorstep!

The day after the collision, the Bristol Post reported that his three sisters, Sarah, Mandy and Katie, had rushed to the scene, but Mr Bailey had died before their arrival.
The three devastated sisters then had the terrible task of returning home to tell their mother what had happened.
Mother Karen said after the collision: "The bottom feels like it has dropped out of the world, because he was our world."
Oh noes! Whatever happened?
Jamie Bailey, 29, was "screaming" down Murford Avenue at around 60mph as he mounted a pavement and lost control of the vehicle.
The unemployed father-of-two had no driving licence or insurance when the incident happened on August 26 last year.
The inquest confirmed he was not being tracked by police at the time of the collision, although police had received a report that the motorbike had been stolen.
Gosh. I don’t think there’s a violin small enough, is there?
At a hearing at Flax Bourton coroner's court yesterday, assistant coroner Terrence Moore concluded he had died as a result of a road traffic collision.
Really? Well, I guess they don’t have a verdict of ‘he died as a result of utter stupidity'..
Following the accident, police returned in October to the neighbourhood where Mr Bailey was killed to warn people of the dangers of speeding.
The event, Operation Torque, was aimed at cutting down on anti-social behaviour and collisions caused by speeding and dangerous driving.
What an absolute waste of police time.

16 comments:

  1. "What an absolute waste of police time."

    A baited hook for the 'educatid', Julia?

    The author of his misfortune is gone, leaving his family to suffer the torment of insensitive comment in a ripping example of poor taste.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Twenty_Rothmans7 March 2014 at 10:47

    Think once.
    Think twice.
    Think don't half inch a motorcycle when you don't have a licence or a helmet and ride it at 60 in a 30 zone up the footpath and into a lamp post.

    Thank Christ we have hard-working police to deliver this crucial advice.

    From the article:
    Mr Bailey, of nearby Wroughton Drive, sustained serious head injuries in the collision
    Surprising that he did not make a full recovery.

    Run, don't walk, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjlBOaRyi0w

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lynne at Counting Cats7 March 2014 at 12:18

    Alas, not eligible for a Darwin award.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Every cloud has a silver lining.

    One less problem in that neighbourhood.

    Perhaps the powers-that-be should free-issue Aprilia 125s to known chavs as a cost-effective means of ridding society of its dregs?

    ReplyDelete
  5. XX assistant coroner Terrence Moore concluded he had died as a result of a road traffic collision.XX

    WOW! A really SHARP brain this bastard has, hay?

    If he could have turned the verdict into "Died of rattle snake poisoning during a serious balooning incident" he may stand a chance of EVER reaching full coroner, instead of spending his entire career as a side kick.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Bunny

    Oh dear how sad never mind.

    ReplyDelete
  7. "Unmarried father of two" : unfortunately he is not lost to the gane pool.

    ReplyDelete
  8. A baited hook for the pompous arse,Julia?. Who once again finds himself out of step with public opinion on the treatment thieving scum deserve.
    Perhaps Melvin you may find yourself less sympathetic if the lawnmower thief of old Huddersfield town kills himself fleeing from the police with his booty.
    Jaded

    ReplyDelete
  9. @ WC Jaded.
    Your earlier stated need for a comprehension app was evidently sincere.
    I have sympathy for the man's grieving relatives and for that reason reserved my feelings in the matter of his own demise.
    Got it?

    ReplyDelete
  10. This incident cheered me up no end.

    ReplyDelete
  11. What concerns me most is that this will be added to the death on motorcycle stats to prove how dangerous they are.

    Hope he didn't have 3 sugars in his coffee before he set off....

    ReplyDelete
  12. Give the laptop back to nursey Melvin,it's time for bingo now.
    Jaded
    PS If you can post the link to where I spelled "educated" incorrectly then please do so,but I expect you wont find it but like most self-obsessed lefties if you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth.

    ReplyDelete
  13. XX Anonymous said...

    What concerns me most is that this will be added to the death on motorcycle stats to prove how dangerous they are.XX

    As a member of the M.A.G since, virtually, the day it was born, I can only agree, and kick myself in the arse for not noticing that.

    ReplyDelete
  14. yeh nice won jaded it were on gadget but their all rubbd of off it now heh

    ReplyDelete
  15. I love that : "Operation Torque"

    How about "Operation bloody idiot"?

    ReplyDelete
  16. "Alas, not eligible for a Darwin award."

    So many aren't, having already reproduced...

    "What concerns me most is that this will be added to the death on motorcycle stats to prove how dangerous they are."

    Good point.. :/


    ReplyDelete