Oh, For Heaven's Sake..!

“We thought we were using the wi-fi for a good fortnight and there was nothing to suggest it had disconnected.

"We didn't know we were using up all these charges for the internet at a premium rate.

“As far as I was aware, the wi-fi was connected. I wasn’t informed otherwise.“

Really? You mean, apart from these little symbols on your Nokia Lumia that tell you what you are connected to?

No wonder Vodaphone charged you a £381 cancellation fee. Consider it an Idiot Tax.

"Now they are threatening to take me to court - it's frightening that they can bully you this way.

"I might have to sell my van just to afford it, by I rely on that for my livelihood, I don't know where to turn."

After the single father-of-one dispute (sic) the bill he was then informed he had been blacklisted by Vodafone.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!