Detective Chief Inspector Jamie Piscopo, who is leading the murder inquiry, said they were following a number of leads, including a possible connection to the victim’s “criminal history.”I mean, some would say that it’s even ‘probable’, but I suppose there is just the teensiest tiniest chance that there’s another reason for a well known criminal’s decomposing corpse to be found in an Ikea bag in Epping Forest…
Semantics rules, OK.
ReplyDelete"Locals in the Green Lanes area say Mr Aksakal had “enemies.” One shopkeeper, who asked not to be named, said: “He was well-known around here. He was caught up in things that get you into trouble and that’s got to be what’s happened here.”"
ReplyDeleteWhen Stating the Bleeding Obvious becomes an Olympic event I reckon Britain will be favourite for gold.
"When Stating the Bleeding Obvious becomes an Olympic event I reckon Britain will be favourite for gold."
ReplyDeleteHurrah! At least we'll win something. When they combine the javelin with the 100 yards dash, we'll be in with a bigger chance!