Saturday, 4 June 2016

"But Assault Or Murder Them And It's Holiday Camp Time!"

Treat people badly and you’re not going to get good results,” says Mick Winn, the governor in charge of the unit who is escorting me along the gently winding paths.
Oh, I dunno, Mick. It seems to have worked pretty well for these women, doesn't it?
Winn opens a cell door and I see it is exactly like any prison cell, except it has an ensuite toilet and shower room.
“A lot of our women have body image issues. Having their own space to shower in private is really important to them.” He leads me to what he describes as “the quiet area”. There are easy chairs and a sofa, books and magazines, and a fish tank full of brightly coloured fish (paid for by the sale of the eggs from the chickens). By now the women on the unit have been let out of their cells and a number are waiting to speak to me in a communal room used for creative pursuits such as art, crafts and baking.
How cosy. Many old people's centres would love to be so well appointed.
Winn says: “You get really protective about the women, especially when you get to know their backgrounds. It doesn’t take away the seriousness of their criminality, but when you see where they have come from and you hear the stories of what they’ve suffered, you can understand how they get into drugs, alcohol, violence.”
Do you ever wonder why thousands of others brought up in the exact same circumstances manage to stay out of prison, Mick? Does that question ever flit briefly across your progressive brain?

5 comments:

  1. Sounds lovely. Is there a waiting list?

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  2. They'll never want to leave, or re-offend quickly so they're soon back inside. It sounds lovely, apart from the tiny tiny fact that we're paying for it.

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  3. We're probably paying for them anyway - inside or outside.

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  4. XX a communal room used for creative pursuits such as art, crafts and baking.XX

    Oh dear! Are we talking of a potential law suit regarding "sexism" here?

    "What you mean you want to be a motorbike electrician!? Go and bake a cake like a REAL woman!"

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  5. "Sounds lovely. Is there a waiting list?"

    Sounds a lot better than a lot of residential care homes, that's for sure!

    "It sounds lovely, apart from the tiny tiny fact that we're paying for it."

    Quite! But as Ted points out, it's likely we are anyway, in or out. I suppose at least this way, they aren't walking the streets.

    "Oh dear! Are we talking of a potential law suit regarding "sexism" here?"

    Gawd! I can just see the 'Guardian' columns now!

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