Thursday, 27 October 2016

Their Reach Is Vast, And All-Encompassing...

Norden High School, Rishton, said .. “It has been brought to our attention that several fake clown profiles have been set up on Facebook.
“The content of threads on Facebook is highly inappropriate and causing unnecessary upset and concern to a number of our students.
“We have identified the creators of the fake accounts and we can assure you that they will be sanctioned accordingly.”
Gosh! I'm rather stunned this particular school has time to worry about what their pupils do outside of school hours on private property....

5 comments:

  1. It's an excellently 2016 headline though:

    "It is worrying some students have accepted a friend request from a clown without knowing who is behind the profile' - School issues warning to parents"

    How true. All incoming clowns need to be positively identified before acceptance.

    Then again, what do you expect? It is "Norden High School and Sports College".

    C'mon, lads, lets keep it tight at the back of the class and let the pen do the work!

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  2. Tough on clowns,tough on the causes of clowns
    Jaded

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  3. Forget Rotherham and the London stab-fest - a terrible clown-wave is sweeping the country! We’ll all be water-squirted in our beds!

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  4. Ofsted found Norden High School and Sports College in Rishton to be ‘inadequate’ in four key areas including: effectiveness of leadership and management; quality of teaching, learning and assessment; personal development, behaviour and welfare; and outcomes for pupils.

    I would have thought that those "key areas" were pretty well all that a school was intended to accomplish. I presume they were "acceptable" in churning out little SJWs then."

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  5. "It's an excellently 2016 headline though..."

    Oh, Gawd, yes! Did you know Childline (the charity supposedly concerned with starved and beaten children) has been spending donations on COUNSELLING SESSIONS for children 'worried by clowns'..?!

    "I presume they were "acceptable" in churning out little SJWs then."

    I'll take that bet...

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