Friday 23 June 2017

Police Farces And Twitter....

...sometimes they're witty, and informative, and sometimes they go as well together as matches and gasoline:



Oh, Inspector Evans, it's awful when your bit of pointless virtuesignalling goes ever so slightly awry, isn't it?

But you're not the first thin-skinned dimwit in blue, and you won't be the last...



I mean, honestly, what are they teaching at Hendon these days?
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5 comments:

  1. Tim Newman23 June 2017 at 09:28

    "what are they teaching at Hendon these days?"

    That we're the problem.

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  2. Anonymous23 June 2017 at 09:40

    'But you're not the first thin-skinned dimwit in blue, and you won't be the last...' The Hendon college examination paper makes absolutely certain by setting the bar at bovine intelligence. Here are the actual (harder) questions from paper 2:-
    11. A purse was found with one £5 note, four 20p coins and five 2p coins. How much did the purse contain altogether?
    12. A car park has space for 220 cars per floor. How many cars can fit on three floors?
    13. A work shift begins at 14.15 and last for six hours. What time does it end?

    MTG suggested this optional question: In a confined space, an innocent Brazilian is shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder. A total of eleven empty shell casings are found by the remains. How many times did trained marksmen fail to hit the target at point blank range?

    You see, JuliaM? Perhaps the only good thing about Mr Plod is his fucking uselessness.

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  3. Oi you23 June 2017 at 12:22

    What are they teaching at Hendon these days?

    Common Purpose.

    :o)

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  4. MTG24 June 2017 at 18:14

    A citizen must never underestimate the power of police stupidity.

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  5. JuliaM2 July 2017 at 06:46

    "That we're the problem."

    I fear you're right...

    "Common Purpose."

    I know you're right!

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