Friday, 12 January 2018

"Mr Smith hasn’t been able to give me a coherent explanation to what led him to do such a thing."

He said Smith had two horses that he would sell straightaway, and added that his client usually worked as a handyman, but had not had a job since his arrest. He said: "Word has got around the area."
Ummm, yes. Yes, one supposes it has.
Smith, who had first pleaded guilty to the offence of sex with a living animal at Hinckley Magistrates’ Court earlier this year, was given a four-week jail sentence, suspended for 12 months, and ordered to carry out 120 hours of unpaid work. He was given a 10-year ban from contact with animals, or acquiring children’s clothes or nappies.
*boggle*
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous12 January 2018 at 10:24

    Why the ban on acquiring children's clothes or nappies? That seems arbitrary to me.

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  2. Lord T12 January 2018 at 11:02

    OK. You reeled me in. Why is he banned from acquiring childrens clothes on nappies.

    What has that to with what his conviction is?

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  3. Mike Cunningham12 January 2018 at 15:08


    I thought I remembered a similar (well similar in that your hair stood up upon your neck whilst reading it) about this bloke who was sentenced to five years inside for masturbating in the middle of a farmers's slurry pit. Apart from the sheer mess, would he have been in imminent danger of drowning in the stuff, as he was probably using both hands (to steady himself, naturally)?

    I love these small snippets of human misbehaviour, it makes the rest of us seem rather tame.

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  4. Pcar13 January 2018 at 23:15

    Why is bestiality illegal? If both enjoy - as dogs & women confirm* - why not?

    No, I do not want to partake or observe.

    * http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/the-dark-truth-about-bestiality-parties-6570714/

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  5. JuliaM14 January 2018 at 08:14

    "Why the ban on acquiring children's clothes or nappies?"

    Eeeew, I shudder to think!

    "I thought I remembered a similar (well similar in that your hair stood up upon your neck whilst reading it) about this bloke who was sentenced to five years inside for masturbating in the middle of a farmers's slurry pit."

    Indeed so, you probably saw it here!

    https://thylacosmilus.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/actually-i-think-its-unsuitable-for.html

    "Why is bestiality illegal?"

    Lack of ability to consent.

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  6. Pcar15 January 2018 at 02:07

    "Lack of ability to consent."

    Hmm, a dog [male] copulating with a woman is voluntary - dog consents by inserting.

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