Wednesday 11 April 2018

Maybe It Was A Hyphen Overdose?

A family are demanding answers after a 16-year-old mother lost her baby as a result of complications during labour.
Oh...?
Macey-Lou Furridge, 16, who lives in Laindon, was rushed to Basildon Hospital when she experienced pains at her grandmother’s house.
Within hours, doctors had to perform an emergency C-section and her baby, Marni-Lee, had to be put on life-support.
Ah. No mention of a grieving father, I note.
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6 comments:

  1. Bucko11 April 2018 at 13:52

    Gotta love those double-barrel chav names

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  2. mikebravo11 April 2018 at 17:54

    "father"! you are soooo old fashioned.

    Billy-Boy or Okwad-Kwa is studs innit.

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  3. Anonymous11 April 2018 at 18:42

    Time to consult Sue, Grabbit 'n' Run?

    Nemisis

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  4. Anonymous12 April 2018 at 07:52

    Daddy is Pete-O-File.
    And great-granny is aged 48.

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  5. Ted Treen12 April 2018 at 17:27

    Whilst I share your feelings regarding the choice of names, the fact does remain that a young mother has lost her child - seemingly due to the uncaring bureaucratic behemoth which the NHS has become. For that the young woman has my deepest sympathy.

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  6. JuliaM15 April 2018 at 07:32

    "Gotta love those double-barrel chav names"

    A dead giveaway!

    "...the fact does remain that a young mother has lost her child - seemingly due to the uncaring bureaucratic behemoth which the NHS has become."

    Look on it as population control..?

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