Waste collection workers held a procession of lorries and vehicles in honour of a colleague who passed away.
The parade of vehicles was lined up outside Pitsea Crematorium this morning.Did the deceased actually get buried, or left at the kerb because the coffin wasn't put out early enough?
"...left at the kerb because the coffin wasn't put out early enough?.." - Delightfully tasteless, very funny, and no doubt highly offensive to easily offended snowflakes. I commend this post most heartily.
ReplyDelete... or was the coffin left because it contained materials that should have been in the recycling bin?
ReplyDeleteNah! The lid wasn't completely closed!
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, when we had coal fires the main content of the bin was ashes. Should have cremated him first, then the bin collectors would have taken it as just like the old days.
ReplyDelete"...and no doubt highly offensive to easily offended snowflakes."
ReplyDeleteShooting fish in a barrel... ;)
"...because it contained materials that should have been in the recycling bin?"
Heh!
"Nah! The lid wasn't completely closed!"
:D
"///when we had coal fires the main content of the bin was ashes."
The good old days!