Monday, 3 August 2020

Mystery Solved!

Two 18-year-old men have been arrested for their suspected involvement in the hit-and-run attack on a black NHS worker.
Avon and Somerset Police said the pair were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after the NHS victim was deliberately struck by a car in Monks Park Avenue in Horfield, Bristol.
The police are treating it as a racially aggravated attack because the two occupants in the car yelled 'f***ing n*****'.
What?!?

Why isn't this headline news? Why isn't Black Lives Matter marching through Bristol?
The 21-year-old musician, who wishes only to be referred to as K or his stage name Kdogg...
Oh...
Superintendent Andy Bennett, of Avon and Somerset Police, said: 'We appreciate this incident has caused a significant amount of concern but we'd like to stress there is no intelligence or information to indicate there's a further risk to the public.'
Well...
"I do want to ask the public and the media to respect our privacy as a family because this is a really difficult time. We'd ask that any contact is made through SARI.
"We will bounce back as a family, this will make us stronger. We won't let the haters win."
Hmmm....

6 comments:

  1. Isn't this the same Superintendent Andy Bennett who sided with the rioters in Bristol by saying that he 'understood' the vandalism of the Coulston statue?

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  2. They don't like rap, then?

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  3. Yeees, I agree that at least one enormous piece of this jigsaw is missing, JuliaM. I have no wish to be a spoiler or quell your promotion of wild speculation...but couldn't you kick off the fun by providing a pointer or decent clue? You know, like "Where All The White Girls At?"

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  4. In the alternative..."That last batch of snort was all talc, Motherf*****."

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  5. "The keen musician and footballer..."

    I'll bet

    "We'd ask that any contact is made through SARI."

    Hey SARI, play Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...

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  6. "Isn't this the same Superintendent Andy Bennett who sided with the rioters in Bristol..."

    Indeed!

    "Hey SARI, play Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..."

    SNORK!

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