Thursday, 11 February 2021

And Dr Shipman Syringed A Few Ears And Prescribed Some Antibiotics...

...before he murdered all those people:

Mr Price said Taylor had been riding the bike legitimately on an off-road site shortly before the incident.
Andy Robinson, prosecuting, said Taylor was riding a motorbike, not wearing a helmet and went the wrong way around a roundabout on Beechwood Road, Blackburn, on August 31.
"The manoeuvre on the roundabout caused him to collide with a Range Rover," said Mr Robinson.
He was also over the drink-drive limit...

Mr Price struggles gamely on:
"Unfortunately, he made the decision to ride it home which took him onto the road and into contact with the Range Rover," said Mr Price. "He co-operated fully with the police at the scene and in hospital where he provided a blood sample."

I'm pretty sure they don't give you much choice, Mr Price... 

4 comments:

  1. "Unfortunately, he made the decision to ride it home..."

    Just a one off decision? How many other times he had been so unfortunate as to spontaneously make the decision to ride it to and from his home?

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  2. Unfortunately only gained an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

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  3. Poor lamb, it's all the fault of the Range Rover driver, he is worth going after because he has a few quid? The scroat on the bike won't have any money and if he has he won't pay, go after the easy ones boys.

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  4. "Just a one off decision?"

    Heh! I very much doubt it.

    "Unfortunately only gained an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards."

    Yes, sadly indeed.

    "The scroat on the bike won't have any money and if he has he won't pay..."

    I'd hope the insurance company would pursue it?

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