You don't spell it 'mechanic'...
Kayne Gardner, 30, crashed into the HGV while behind the wheel of a stolen Audi Q5 while attempting to flee from pursuing officers near Ilford, London, on October 21, 2018.
The coroner's court heard that Kayne had been driving the vehicle while almost three-times the drink-drive limit of 80mg per 100ml of blood, with 228mg found in his system.
A toxicologist also reported finding traces of the psychoactive substance THC, found in cannabis, in Kayne's system at the time of his death.
*sighs* Sadly, it's not technically a Darwin, since he's passed on his clearly defective genes:
Kayne was killed only a few days before he had been expecting to move in with his girlfriend Bonnie Exley and this (sic) daughter.
Speaking about her boyfriend's death, Bonnie said that their happy ending had been taken from them.
By whom, other than himself?
"We will never forget him, all I can do is raise our daughter in a way that makes him proud."
You mean the police will be chasing her down a dual carriageway at some point in the future?
The jury ruled Kayne died as a result of misadventure.
I guess they didn't have a ruling of 'criminal stupidity' to hand? Maybe it should be an option...
Lorry smashes into his vehicle? No, the other way around, I think. And thankfully it was a lorry big enough that he didn't take anyone else with him. A family saloon car? Probably a tragic ending.
ReplyDeleteThey missed out the traditional "he'd do anything for anybody" and "he lit up the room". Mind you, I suppose he lit up the crem for a few minutes.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jannie. Your comment really did make me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteI bet the grieving Bonnie will be shacked up with another 'Kayne' like druggie before the year is out, possibly bringing another child into the world. Anyway, why would anyone steal an Audi? Their indicators don't work!
ReplyDeletePenseivat
Amazing clarity of the picture makes it look as he is motoring on one of Saturn's rings. Possibly now he is.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness it was a lorry he crashed into, at least the lorry driver is OK. This idiot could have killed a car full of decent people with his madness.
ReplyDeleteWas he a promising footballer?
ReplyDelete"Lorry smashes into his vehicle? No, the other way around, I think."
ReplyDeleteSpot on!
"They missed out the traditional "he'd do anything for anybody" and "he lit up the room". Mind you, I suppose he lit up the crem for a few minutes."
🤣👏
"I bet the grieving Bonnie will be shacked up with another 'Kayne' like druggie before the year is out..."
No-one's taking that bet! Probably one of his pals caught her 'eye' already at the wake...
"Was he a promising footballer?"
No, white chav. For a change!