Saturday, 6 August 2022

Darwin And The Law Of Gravity Is All That Stand Between Us...

...and a crime wave:

A schoolboy plunged to his death from a fairground ride after he and five friends are said to have broken into travelling fun fair before it opened this morning.
Locals said they had heard a group of around six youngsters had climbed over fencing on the perimeter to get into the fair in Dover, Kent.
Emergency crews were called to Family Funfair in a park in Dover, Kent around 7.45am.

The obligatory chavshrine and revelation of a double-barrelled surname weren't long in revelation.... 

Catherine Dennison, 75, a retired P&O ferry worker who lives close to the park said she heard an 'unusual' number of sirens this morning.
Catherine, who had worked on the ferries as an interpreter added: 'It's so awful. I feel so sorry for his mother, and his father, and his friends who saw it.'

I feel sorry for the owners of the funfair who will now face an investigation into site security, and the emergency services having to deal with the consequences, myself. 

4 comments:

  1. Catherine Dennison, 75, a retired P&O ferry worker who lives close to the park...
    Catherine, who had worked on the ferries as an interpreter


    But how much is her house worth?! Daily Heil you have failed me!

    At age 14ish we would make our own explosives, make and fire 'zip guns' (a 22LR round fits nicely into an old school car aerial) or fire 9mm rounds using a lighter and a pair of pliers-usually without gloves cos we were hard, we would have banger fights and loosen other peoples bike brakes. All incredibly stupid and dangerous shit...and that was just the girls, us boys were even stupider...

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  2. Only this week it was reported that a construction company had been fined £600k because some toe-rag urchin broke into their site, crawled into a plastic pipe and died there.
    I don't celebrate the untimely death of any child, but no mention of prosecution/fines on the parent(s) or guardian(s) for their culpable neglect in allowing the illicit-entry situation to occur, thus enabling the fatal situation.
    No construction site can be 100% secure 24/7 from such juvenile penetration, to suggest otherwise by issuing such fines is even more juvenile.

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  3. I blame Newton, cancel ASAP.

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  4. Do stupid things and win stupid prizes but at least his stupidity got him a Darwin Award.

    The question remains of just how much his mates were involved with egging him on - they will never admit it though.

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