Yeah, It Doesn't Work Like That...

'I was screaming at Kelvin to slow down. I remember turning round and screaming at the police to stop chasing us and Kelvin will pull over.'

That's the mother of a total waste of oxygen who has sadly managed to reproduce before his demise.

In a pen portrait, the teenager's mother Suzanne said she had attended hospital in Durham with Mr Bainbridge and his partner for a scan, and her son was 'ecstatic' to find out she was having a boy.

But not so ecstatic he went straight... 

Senior assistant coroner Crispin Oliver told a jury that the inquest, which could take three weeks to complete, will consider issues including Mr Bainbridge's interaction with the police in the months before his death, the decision taken to pursue his vehicle and risk assessments during the pursuit.

Three weeks?!? What a waste of public money. 

His father Troy Bainbridge said in his pen portrait that Kelvin had not needed to die that day and that he should have served a jail term, and could have gone on to make something of his life. He said: 'I know this could have and should have ended differently, and he should be with us right now.'

If you'd raised him to be law abiding. he probably would be.