Ambush Predator

  I always thought Greece was in the Med. Not the Caribbean! 

 …but this is what we expect from the ‘Daily Mail’ after all…🤷‍♀️

 ...because the 'Mail' fudges an animal story yet again : What the spokeman for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife would...

 ..which, let's face it. is good going for this particular member of the MSM! Germiran Bryson, 26, showed up at Las Vegas’ Harry Reid In...

                                          The term is 'hangdog'....

  ...but at least they can spell! 

  ...mauling implies teeth and claws - horned and antlered animals gore you to death. Although given it was a whitetail deer, the hooves pro...

  They are cooking the sushi? Abandon ship, love! 

 "...i before e except after what?" Yes, I know they don't really have typesetters any more...perhaps that's the problem!

  H/T: anonymous via email

  Octopi. 'Mail', I assume you meant? H/T : Stephen Brown via email

Unless 'baclony' is one of those odd Noo Yawk processed meat products?

Or maybe she's an alien?

...really shouldn't be throwing stones at dim Yanks who can't recongise a model elephant when they see one: Especially not when, jus...

Property advertising with the 'Mail' brings up this gem:    Which is it, 'Mail'? Reptiles or amphibians? Your staffers do k...

                                                       And this is illustrated by something even more stupid.... So when did Glastonbury mov...

...for 'Quite Ignorant': It was a Learjet. They aren't equipped with ejector seats, being civilian luxury passenger aircraft.

Rhino gore, they don't 'maul'...

Through the what? The doorbell?  H/T: Stephen Brown via email

...just not necessarily in the right order.