Geography According To The 'Mail'....

 

I always thought Greece was in the Med. Not the Caribbean! 

Species Is The Word, Not Breeds…

 …but this is what we expect from the ‘Daily Mail’ after all…🤷‍♀️

Must Be A Day With A 'Y' In It...

 ...because the 'Mail' fudges an animal story yet again:

What the spokeman for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife would have said is'they hunt for mule deer'

Well, I Suppose They Did At Least Get The Species And Breed Right This Time...

 ..which, let's face it. is good going for this particular member of the MSM!

Germiran Bryson, 26, showed up at Las Vegas’ Harry Reid International Airport with her two-year-old goldendoodle earlier this month, only to be turned away when she didn’t have the proper paperwork to bring the pup aboard as a service animal.

*sighs* A two year old dog is in no sense 'a puppy'... 

I Beg Your Pardon?

                                 

The term is 'hangdog'....

Say What You Want About The Freemasons...

 

...but at least they can spell! 

Not Quite, 'Mail'...

 

...mauling implies teeth and claws - horned and antlered animals gore you to death. Although given it was a whitetail deer, the hooves probably did most of the damage.

According to her obituary, Proger was 'an avid animal lover' who liked to ride horses and rescue injured creatures.

A noble endeavour, but you always have to remember, they don't necessarily feel the same way about you. 

Wait, What?!?

 

They are cooking the sushi? Abandon ship, love! 

Repeat After Me. 'Mail' Typesetters....

 "...i before e except after what?"

Yes, I know they don't really have typesetters any more...perhaps that's the problem!

Just Like Homophones Are The Bane Of 'Mail' Editors' Lives?

 

H/T: anonymous via email

Extra Demerits for Misuse of 'Decimating'

 

Octopi. 'Mail', I assume you meant?

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

Maybe Not, But Failing To Proofread Should Be....

Unless 'baclony' is one of those odd Noo Yawk processed meat products?

The Right Words, Just Not In The Right Order...

Or maybe she's an alien?

Journalists In Glass Houses...

...really shouldn't be throwing stones at dim Yanks who can't recongise a model elephant when they see one:

Especially not when, just a short scroll up the page, you've printed this.

Which Is It Then?

Property advertising with the 'Mail' brings up this gem:

  

Which is it, 'Mail'? Reptiles or amphibians? Your staffers do know they aren't interchangeable? 

It's A Wonder Modern Journalists Can Find Their Offices...

                                            

And this is illustrated by something even more stupid....

So when did Glastonbury move, since I'm pretty sure Stonehenge can't?

H/T: the Meissen Bison via email

The 'Mail' Needs A TV Show Called 'QI'...

...for 'Quite Ignorant':

It was a Learjet. They aren't equipped with ejector seats, being civilian luxury passenger aircraft.

Say What, 'Mail'..?

Rhino gore, they don't 'maul'...

Going Into 2025 Just The Same As Ever, 'Mail'?

Through the what? The doorbell? 

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

All The Right Words...

...just not necessarily in the right order.