Geography According To The 'Mail'....

 

I always thought Greece was in the Med. Not the Caribbean! 

Species Is The Word, Not Breeds…

 …but this is what we expect from the ‘Daily Mail’ after all…🤷‍♀️

Must Be A Day With A 'Y' In It...

 ...because the 'Mail' fudges an animal story yet again:

What the spokeman for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife would have said is'they hunt for mule deer'

Say What You Want About The Freemasons...

 

...but at least they can spell! 

Wait, What?!?

 

They are cooking the sushi? Abandon ship, love! 

Repeat After Me. 'Mail' Typesetters....

 "...i before e except after what?"

Yes, I know they don't really have typesetters any more...perhaps that's the problem!

Just Like Homophones Are The Bane Of 'Mail' Editors' Lives?

 

H/T: anonymous via email

Extra Demerits for Misuse of 'Decimating'

 

Octopi. 'Mail', I assume you meant?

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

The Right Words, Just Not In The Right Order...

Or maybe she's an alien?

Which Is It Then?

Property advertising with the 'Mail' brings up this gem:

  

Which is it, 'Mail'? Reptiles or amphibians? Your staffers do know they aren't interchangeable? 

Does It Make You Illiterate Too?

Because the prospect of your children growing up to work for the 'Daily Mail' truly is terrifying.

Oh, Good Grief, 'Mail'!

Did you learn nothing from the last time? 

They Are Dangerous, Yes, 'Mail'...

...but in no sense are they predators! 

Pulls It Out Of A What?!

I think the word they were grasping for was 'sheath'.

Editor! Please!

Had to read it several times, and...nope! Still can't make it make sense.

H/T: Longrider via email

I Beg Your Pardon?

*sighs*

It Was No 'Mistake', 'Mail'...

 

...a shark is 'a huge fish' after all! 

Did You Mean 'Led'..?

Still no proofreaders, eh? 

Do The 'Mail' Headline Writers Keep A Dog And Bark Themselves?

It would appear so, if they think you hire a chauffeur and then park yourself! 

Them's The Brakes, I Guess!

*sigh*

H/T: Stephen Brown via email