Wednesday 19 November 2014

I Salute Your Bravery, Mr Forster!

“I did what every man would do in that situation. I put the bin outside and went to the pub.”
My hero!

But you really shouldn't believe everything you read on social media...
“I posted them on Facebook for a laugh but I got comments saying that they were redback spiders and that one bite could be very dangerous.”
Errr, yes. OK.
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9 comments:

  1. MTG19 November 2014 at 11:25

    Clutching a rolled up edition of Classic Bike whilst she clutches the bath towel, there will never be a better time to negotiate that pivotal clause in the prenuptial, chaps.

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  2. CJ Nerd19 November 2014 at 14:01

    Park Life!

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  3. MTG19 November 2014 at 20:00

    Gosh, Mr Nerd. It must be really interesting to call a park bench home. And for nocturnal company? Hold on...I know this one.

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  4. CJ Nerd20 November 2014 at 11:23

    Park Life!

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  5. MTG20 November 2014 at 13:18

    And your response to eviction by the council, Mr Nerd?

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  6. CJ Nerd20 November 2014 at 13:22

    Park Life!

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  7. JuliaM20 November 2014 at 18:31

    "Know what I mean"

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  8. CJ Nerd20 November 2014 at 19:26


    "Russell Brand's writing feels like someone is about to shout PARKLIFE! at the end of every sentence"

    I think much of MTG's writing is like that too.

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  9. CJ Troll20 November 2014 at 21:59

    Nerd Life!

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