After the flashback-inducing mannikin and the parish magazine unfunny joke scandal comes the fake newspaper advert insurrection:
“Crawley Girl Gives Birth to Pitbull,” may not have appeared on any Argus A-boards but its appearance outside one newsagents has sparked a row.There's a law against spoof news headlines now?
John O'Sullivan, who owns Candy Box in Carfax, Horsham, decided to add some cheer to the street with a set of spoof headlines for the West Sussex Candy Times.
But he says he has been warned by council officials and police that he will be taken to court unless he stops putting them on display outside his shop.
Well, I suppose that makes sense. After all, the real headlines can give them a run for their money these days...
Mr O'Sullivan, 34, said: “I just wanted to make people laugh because life is so miserable at the moment.When did 'giving offense' become a crime? When did we debate it in Parliament?
“The Crawley Girl Gives Birth to Pitbull bill apparently caused a lot of offence with five complaints but a lot more people have come in and said how much they liked it.
“Another which is said to have caused some offence was 'MPs: What a load of ...' and I blacked out the last word with a box.
“That's when the council came and gave me a warning that they were offensive. It says I have to stop and if I don't I will be prosecuted.”
When did we decide to put this power in the hands of the kind of humourless busybodies that infest councils?
Mr O'Sullivan says he was also paid a visit by a PCSO and a police officer on two separate occasions, each giving their own warning.Because there's nothing better for them to do.
A fact that hasn't escaped the good burghers of Horsham:
Mr O'Sullivan has said customers to his sweet shop have complained to him about the police finding the time to warn him when there are other more pressing issues to deal with in the community.Roll on elected local police chiefs...
There is only one answer in cases like this;
ReplyDelete"You want it removed take me to fucking court arsehole", and lets see how far they get.
Von Brandenburg-Preußen.
Roll on elected local police chiefs...
ReplyDelete(Missed this one).
And what gives you more confidence in THEM than in "elected" politicians?
Von Brandenburg-Preußen.
There is no law saying you can't offend anyone. Many comedians on TV are offensive to some people, be they alternatively unfunny or mocking the week or checking out the news. He should tell them to take him to court and opt for a jury trial. Just watch the bastards back off at mach 3 if he did.
ReplyDeleteCan you get the names of the complainants these days? In a bygone era the justice system was based on the defendant having the right to know his accuser
ReplyDeleteNvM
ReplyDeleteIn pre-history (ie before the 60s) the police often acted after somebody (often, but not always, a police informer) "laid an information" with the police. This was sufficient to get the police to act but the person who "laid the information" was not revealed to the (alleged) miscreant. Of course, in those days, the police usually acted with common sense. Anybody complaining that they were offended by a mannequin in combat fatigues of an obviously "humorous" notice would be told to piss off and not waste police time.
'or obviously "humourous"' not "of obviously . . "
ReplyDeletePCSO? What a surprise. The blackshirts of neo-puritanism.
ReplyDeleteThere's no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament. Nor in any council action, one suspects.
ReplyDeleteSo, if I get offended by one of those 'car-crushing' ads to persude me to pay my road tax, or those radio ads that, in a creepy, menacing voice, state "we know where you live and we're coming to get you" while trying to persuade me to cheerfully pay my telly tax or not cheat on benefits, then all I have to do is complain to Mr Plod and he and his pals will get them stopped then?
ReplyDeleteKevin B
Oh, and I'm very offended by Électricité de France (EDF) waving a green Union Flag over the London Olympics to bolster their renewable energy credentials, (based largely on importing their own nuclear generated power from France).
ReplyDeleteGonna ban that for me, Mr Plod?
Chalcedon said...
ReplyDeleteThere is no law saying you can't offend anyone
You are not QUITE paying attention, are you?
Have you failed to read the last, I don't know hoe many bloody years, posts regarding "P.C"?
Or have you difficulty in relating the two?
Von Brandenburg-Preußen.
"There is only one answer in cases like this.."
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why they are so keen to ensure we are all compliant and conditioned to obey authority. Without that, what could they do?
"...what gives you more confidence in THEM than in "elected" politicians?"
It seems to work well across the water, and gives them at least a partial reason to want to please the people they serve, who can reject them in favour of someone else if they don't.
"There is no law saying you can't offend anyone. "
Indeed. But that hasn't stopped the idea that no one should ever be offended from spreading. Sadly...
"In a bygone era the justice system was based on the defendant having the right to know his accuser"
I doubt it. Allowing anonymous complaints was the first step on this long road, I fear...
"Anybody complaining that they were offended by a mannequin in combat fatigues of an obviously "humorous" notice would be told to piss off and not waste police time."
ReplyDeleteWe need to get back to that. Quickly!
"...then all I have to do is complain to Mr Plod and he and his pals will get them stopped then?"
If only...
The latest on display reads: “Candy Box Owner Threatened with Arrest over Funny Boards”.
ReplyDeleteI like that one the best.
But, yes, Von thingy is right in his first post; this is what Courts are for. They are not just there to send the guilty down, they are also there to allow the innocent to tell the little Hitlers of this world to f**k right off.
"I like that one the best."
ReplyDeleteMmmm, me too!
And yes, not enough people choose their day in court.
The common theme that runs through this is that the Police/Council wardens/PCSOs etc are too keen to take the side of the complainant, even if the 'offender' has not committed any offence in law.
ReplyDeleteThis may have its roots in the idea that a 'racist incident' is a racist incident if anyone thinks it is. Now anything can be 'threatening behaviour' if the complainant thinks it is.
We have had the straw dummy arrested at the road side, the dummy in fatigues and now this.
The law may be an ass, but this is not even the law
"This may have its roots in the idea that a 'racist incident' is a racist incident if anyone thinks it is. Now anything can be 'threatening behaviour' if the complainant thinks it is."
ReplyDeleteYes, it's undoubtedly spread from that first error of judgement.