On a story about how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend heatwave:
ConcernedEssexBoy says...
I heard that the Ice Cream seller was really upset that he got a ticket and was later found dead in the back of his van, covered in Raspberry Sauce and Hundreds and Thousands.
That's what you get for taking the piss out of the bent, bowed little old man, who regularly shuffles up to the van for his cornet & asking "Crushed nuts sir" ? .. when you know very well he's suffering from sciatica ..
I take it that's the cream of Essex humour?
ReplyDeleteThose wardens deserve a whippy.
ReplyDelete"Apparently, he topped himself! "
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for taking the piss out of the bent, bowed little old man, who regularly shuffles up to the van for his cornet & asking "Crushed nuts sir" ? .. when you know very well he's suffering from sciatica ..
He could have shot himself with a Magnum. It also happened on a Sundae afternoon. The jokes are writing themselves
ReplyDeleteSounds like a bit of a flake to me.
ReplyDelete" .. how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend" ..
ReplyDeleteBet it costs him some lolly too ...
I knew you wouldn't let me down... :)
ReplyDelete"Bet it costs him some lolly too..."
ReplyDeleteYou should be taking some stick for that...
Sometimes in that business you just have to take your licks.
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