Friday 7 October 2011

Ahhhh, Local Newspaper Comments....

On a story about how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend heatwave:
ConcernedEssexBoy says...

I heard that the Ice Cream seller was really upset that he got a ticket and was later found dead in the back of his van, covered in Raspberry Sauce and Hundreds and Thousands.

Apparently, he topped himself!
SNORK!

9 comments:

  1. I take it that's the cream of Essex humour?

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  2. Those wardens deserve a whippy.

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  3. "Apparently, he topped himself! "

    That's what you get for taking the piss out of the bent, bowed little old man, who regularly shuffles up to the van for his cornet & asking "Crushed nuts sir" ? .. when you know very well he's suffering from sciatica ..

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  4. He could have shot himself with a Magnum. It also happened on a Sundae afternoon. The jokes are writing themselves

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  5. Sounds like a bit of a flake to me.

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  6. " .. how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend" ..

    Bet it costs him some lolly too ...

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  7. I knew you wouldn't let me down... :)

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  8. "Bet it costs him some lolly too..."


    You should be taking some stick for that...

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  9. Buy Me And Stop One8 October 2011 at 18:05

    Sometimes in that business you just have to take your licks.

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