Friday, 7 October 2011

And You Work In Clapham..?

Mr Pigott, who has had first aid training, said the team's medical kit had been taken home by another player. "Although I've had first aid training, it doesn't include gunshot wounds..."
I guess it soon will need to...

4 comments:

  1. You really have to stop publishing these lies.

    We have gun control here. You can't own a gun, so there can't be all of these people running around shooting each other, can there?

    :p

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  2. .... that its Trident unit, which investigates gun crime in the black community, had been informed.
    Which is all we need to know

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  3. "We have gun control here. You can't own a gun, so there can't be all of these people running around shooting each other, can there?"

    It's almost as if criminals don't obey the law, isn't it..? ;)

    "Which is all we need to know"

    The victim was described as 'Portuguese', which is rather odd.

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  4. "The victim was described as 'Portuguese', which is rather odd" ...

    Not necessarily Julia, since the Portugese were the former colonial power in Angola ..

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