Thursday, 19 January 2017

What A Pity She Ran Over His Leg...

...and not his head:
Michael Bagley, defending, said his client had developmental problems and left school without any qualifications.
He said jobless Wilkinson, who led a “wretched later adolescence”, was set to become a dad in July, but had split up with his girlfriend.
Being Liverpudlian is a 'developmental problem', isn't it?

5 comments:

  1. Dylan Wilkinson, 20, of Celebration Drive, Anfield.

    Mr Wilkinson’s sister Heidi Harrison said even though her brother is “no angel” she wanted an explanation as to how he came to be run over.

    Really?

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  2. Never found being Scouse a problem,an asset if anything.

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  3. I fear for the gene pool. Maybe the limp will make him less likely to get lucky.

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  4. Lynne at Counting Cats21 January 2017 at 22:03

    Clearly the wrong "leg" was run over.

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  5. ""


    "Really?"

    Astonishing, eh?

    "...an asset if anything."

    *zips lips* ;)

    "Clearly the wrong "leg" was run over."

    LOL!

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