Wednesday, 2 March 2022

Here, David, Use This Next Time...


...and if the thief is attempting to steal the car of your insufferably woke, virtuesignalling neighbour, don't bother at all. Just have another cup of tea instead.

3 comments:

  1. The correct respone is, 'go fk yourselves' but I dobt he'll say this.

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  2. "'How do you know he's Indian? Did you take his surname or ask him?
    'Could be from Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, North Africa, Iran, Iraq."

    This is all true of course. However, sane people understand that the guy was describing the perp's appearance. Also, it is a fact of life that there are different racial groups and that each group has various distinctive features in their appearance. If reality is a problem for you, maybe it is you that is the problem.

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  3. "The correct respone is, 'go fk yourselves'..."

    It would have been mine! With a pineapple, sideways...

    "If reality is a problem for you, maybe it is you that is the problem."

    So much of today's 'news' - or what passes for it - seems to be driven by people who want reality to be different.

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